Anonymous asked: Dear Alan, I've started dating a gorgeous woman but she's way out of my league, basically she's a bit posh and I'm a bricky, she says she doesn't care about money but I don't think I can afford to keep her happy. Please help!
You’ve come to right man here geezer. Working miracles on a budget is right up my street! The trick is to BA-rgain hunt. Try charity shops, bric-a-brac places, I went to the African Cup Of Nations when I was skint, look how that turned out. You Cabaye loadsa good stuff on the cheap these days! Play it smart, you’ll be alright. Keep ya chin up!